Riley man, it ain't much, but I'm not gunna sit and watch you go homeless. Pick yourself back up and get your shit together man, we're gunna be here for you! - via

Ok , your commercial on youtube for google assistant just activated the assistant on my phone.

I guess if it curves like that its easier to hit that tail from the back.

Big thanks to for bringing me and on the show last night. If y'all wanna check out my channel here's a good one to start with

The mcnugget pile is already a mountain. If it gets any bigger I may need help eating it. If you want me to suffer for my sins:

Faster than I thought. At least I don't have to eat my own dick.

One of the mumkey sex tapes is out in the wild. Not my fault.

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