Mastodon is open source software, so of course it’s not intuitive. Just think of it like Twitter where you follow an email address instead of a username, and that’s your home feed.

Does anyone actually support Yang unironically?

Remember when Mastodon was a thing for two days? That was fun.

None of the Animorphs’ animal was a capybara and I never really got over it

A monthly subscription service but for baby corns

I lied. Still tweaking a little. I added the notifications bar back in for larger resolutions (1440+). Let me know if this causes problems for anyone.

All right, done fucking with the browser UI for now. That should be more usable.

All right guys, found a solution to make the browser UI look more like Twitter without having to go through another site. I’ve got actual work to do though, so it might be a few before I can get to it.

If you guys need a cleaner desktop browser UI, you can log in with your account on

I added some custom emojis to the server. No luck finding Trump yet, but here's Jeb :jeb3:

Sorry guys, just got clued in to a CSS bug that was forcing people to scroll horizontally to see the Dick Show timeline. Should be fixed now. Let me know if things still look weird.

I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. Why don’t the laid-off journalists just start their own magazines?

Dick’s downfall is going to be when the Kiwi finally murders somebody and TDS somehow gets blamed.

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Fuck you, hiccups. You go to hell and you die.

“Oh, you’re sorry? That’s great! We’ll just stop harassing you and leave you to your career then!” - no progressive ideologue ever

Lamar West boosted

I just want to take a moment to appreciate just how empowering self hosting federating free open source software is on the web

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The Dick Show Mastodon

Hello Dick and hello Dickheads, this is the Dick Show Mastodon for the foreseeable future.