Lamar West boosted

Thank you for calling in! I'm very interested in this new project. If you haven't seen Andy's video yet, WITH THE VINDICATING TEXT MESSAGES FROM HIS ACCUSER, check it out, youtube.com/watch?v=3wgOFa4A0U

Anyone who is an art feel like creating a banner to replace this one from the about page? Original size is 1201 x 630

Updated Mastodon to the latest version. If you're using the web interface, I'd recommend going to Preferences > Appearance and disabling the advanced web interface. The new simple one looks much better imo.

Doing some maintenance on the server — might be spotty for the next few hours. Apologies in advance.

Mastodon is back online. Apologies for the downtime.

Mastodon is open source software, so of course it’s not intuitive. Just think of it like Twitter where you follow an email address instead of a username, and that’s your home feed.

Does anyone actually support Yang unironically?

Remember when Mastodon was a thing for two days? That was fun.

None of the Animorphs’ animal was a capybara and I never really got over it

A monthly subscription service but for baby corns

I lied. Still tweaking a little. I added the notifications bar back in for larger resolutions (1440+). Let me know if this causes problems for anyone.

All right, done fucking with the browser UI for now. That should be more usable.

All right guys, found a solution to make the browser UI look more like Twitter without having to go through another site. I’ve got actual work to do though, so it might be a few before I can get to it.

If you guys need a cleaner desktop browser UI, you can log in with your dickshow.social account on pinafore.social.

I added some custom emojis to the server. No luck finding Trump yet, but here's Jeb :jeb3:

Sorry guys, just got clued in to a CSS bug that was forcing people to scroll horizontally to see the Dick Show timeline. Should be fixed now. Let me know if things still look weird.

I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. Why don’t the laid-off journalists just start their own magazines?

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Hello Dick and hello Dickheads, this is the Dick Show Mastodon for the foreseeable future.