Advertisers finally figured out I own a camera...
My dad is in town to visit. It's just us. What should I ask him
Detective Bookman > Soup Nazi. Don't @ me
Finally, a free and open source, federated social media platform. At last I'm free to say what I want to.
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My patreon is finally tied with Maddox's #maddoxlost
I trespassed and all I got was this foggy photo...
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Snade kilbs Dunbolthoor
Who's the genius that decided to name this service after an animal that's been extinct for over 10k years? ffs. They're fighting 'toot'h and nail against adoption.
Hello Dick and hello Dickheads, this is the Dick Show Mastodon for the foreseeable future.