Pinned toot

Advertisers finally figured out I own a camera...

My dad is in town to visit. It's just us. What should I ask him

Finally, a free and open source, federated social media platform. At last I'm free to say what I want to.

BEPIS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 

Who's the genius that decided to name this service after an animal that's been extinct for over 10k years? ffs. They're fighting 'toot'h and nail against adoption.

The Dick Show Mastodon

Hello Dick and hello Dickheads, this is the Dick Show Mastodon for the foreseeable future.