This is Uhmazin! Thank you, @protski@twitter.com! I gotta do a re-print of your Minneapolis shirts.

RT @protski@twitter.com

@TheGatorGamer@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/protski/status/118

I am an idiot. I should have stocked up on discount CVS goods when I had the chance!!

RT @Ragnarockarc@twitter.com

@angstylesbian@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com @sirnopants@twitter.com @Ap3xAutist@twitter.com @ASERiley@twitter.com @dude2o@twitter.com Looks like nopants is throwing a huge hissy fit

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Ragnarockarc/statu

What can we do? I have lots of money and a deep need for justice.

RT @sburch79@twitter.com

@KeenMangos@twitter.com @zickeli7@twitter.com So Maddox is using Dick's mark and there is actual consumer confusion leading people to believe Maddox's work is actually Dick's? That seems bad for Maddox.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sburch79/status/11

This guy emailed me. What he claimed on Reddit is true! If anyone else has a similar story of Asterios running his mouth, drop me an email. I like to have all accounts.

You really stuck it to me, Sir No Pants.

RT @angstylesbian@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com @sirnopants@twitter.com @Ap3xAutist@twitter.com @ASERiley@twitter.com @dude2o@twitter.com Sir no pants is the kind of guy who is glad youre paying full price at CVS. Laughing it up at the thought of you getting ripped off

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/angstylesbian/stat

I love it!

RT @PabsoDesign@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com Is just a sketch, but here you go.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/PabsoDesign/status

If you want to risk your garbages not being protected by the Garbage Goblin, then that's on you. Everyone else, get protected! shop.thedickshow.com/products/

RT @VeronicaLaVery@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com Do I look like I’d wear a t shit that says GARBAGE?🀣

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VeronicaLaVery/sta

Maddox made it, you imbecile.

RT @Jhibbert91@twitter.com

@maddoxrules@twitter.com I just noticed the dick show logo in the corner. Are these guys just flat out admitting they are nazis and white supremists now or is this some more edgelord bs?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Jhibbert91/status/

Here’s what my bedroom looks like btw. Like an adult man’s. Bonus episode out Saturday! buff.ly/2LFIoKh

.@VeronicaLaVery@twitter.com, would you wear this shirt if I got you one? shop.thedickshow.com/products/

RT @VeronicaLaVery@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com Spaghetti week?πŸ˜‚ funniest name and I don’t even need to know what it stands for πŸ˜‚

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VeronicaLaVery/sta

I am the king.

RT @VeronicaLaVery@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com Spaghetti week?πŸ˜‚ funniest name and I don’t even need to know what it stands for πŸ˜‚

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VeronicaLaVery/sta

BRAND NEW SHIRTS AND HOODIES! Celebrate Spaghetti Week with me by getting a COMMEMORATIVE GARBAGE GOBLIN shirt and/or hoodie!!! I'm only running this for a week, so act now and get a sticker for $1! Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental. shop.thedickshow.com/products/

Gator, I want to see your version!!

RT @TheGatorGamer@twitter.com

Hello art people of the world. Someone with some talent (IE: not me) should draw Dick Masterson as a pasta chef holding a bowl of spaghetti, garnishing it with Maddox's tears. Just an idea I came up with and am not creative enough to sketch out. @LABasedComedian@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/stat

Wtf. Why? Riley books great guests using that account.

RT @ASERiley@twitter.com

Hey guys! Making fun of maddox all week with you beautiful people and helping @Hazencruz@twitter.com raise 500+ bucks for his GFM are my last actions as @cunexttimepod@twitter.com. asterios' audio engineer @zwickjp@twitter.com has logged me out from the Twitter we shared and changed the info. It has been fun πŸ€‘πŸ‘Œ

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ASERiley/status/11

This week has broken my funny bone. Patreon.com/TheDickShow

RT @SubsonicSparkIe@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com β€œWinning team”. I guess it was a contest after all.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SubsonicSparkIe/st

Hoes Mad-dox!

RT @SubsonicSparkIe@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com HOLY SHIT HE’S GOING FOR THE JUGULAR.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SubsonicSparkIe/st

He probably will never go to Mexico again.

RT @GatorPesos@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com @maddoxrules@twitter.com lol Faggox blocked me again! I don't think I tweeted at him with this account! He fears the tacos! Dick left him traumatized!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GatorPesos/status/

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