Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

RT @Katyuskamoonfox@twitter.com

But tbh I'm so paranoid about everything and I'm a big baby. Before i got the MRI I heard it was a big magnet, freaked out, thought I would explode and rescheduled it.

I thought the eyelash extensions would get ripped from my eyes and fly off into the magnet 🤣

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Katyuskamoonfox/st

Can black people pick an n-word that’s harder to say so this shit stops happening?

RT @AlisonMorrisNOW@twitter.com

Earlier today, while reporting on the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s passing, I unfortunately stuttered on air, combining the names of the Knicks and the Lakers to say “Nakers.” Please know I did not & would NEVER use a racist term. I apologize for the confusion this caused.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AlisonMorrisNOW/st

Now do Mexicans!

RT @PoliticalKathy@twitter.com

The stereotype that all white people fuck their siblings

Is just like the stereotype that all Chinese people eat bats/dogs/mice

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/sta

That limerick is meant to be educational.

RT @PoliticalKathy@twitter.com

Some of u r so entitled because you’ve never experienced racism in your life & it’s shows

As soon as I came to America, I was greeted with “chinese, Japanese, dirty knees” in elementary school

Now, it’s from “conservatives” that I used to call my friends

Honestly disheartening

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/sta

Goddamn. Biden touches girls like I would if I was invisible.

RT @BetaODork@twitter.com

Joe Biden's Instagram Stories are next level stuff.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BetaODork/status/1

Is it racist to say that Chinese people live in China?

RT @PoliticalKathy@twitter.com

Y’all complaining that Chinese people eat certain animals

Yet y’all eat tide pods

One is edible, one isn’t.

Lmaooo

Point is, every country has people that do stupid stuff for views.

Relax with the racism.

It ain’t cute.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/sta

It was hot girls for Bernie. Not girls who are hot for Bernie. And certainly not hippos from the Fantasia ballet scene who are hot for Bernie.

RT @PepperOceanna@twitter.com

I love this! Gotta Jump in on this one. I am hot for Bernie because he fights for humanity & has been walking the walk his entire life. A man like that is sexy as hell.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PepperOceanna/stat

I’ll take my chances with the virus.

RT @CharlieAscende@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com The only eay to fight Coronavirus is to have a sweet taste of Corona beer.

🍺😎

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CharlieAscende/sta

Can any space autists weigh in here? I think everyone is wrong about the Space Force logo not being a rip off. However, I think they’re also wrong about which NASA logo got ripped off by Star Trek. Here is the Apollo logo from 1961. This seems like the one Roddenberry ripped off.

.@charlesmurray@twitter.com, never have I been more “everyone”. Call into my show! Patreon.com/TheDickShow

RT @charlesmurray@twitter.com

Steve, people who have just published a book want to be interviewed by EVERYONE. twitter.com/Steve_Sailer/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/charlesmurray/stat

Hey everybody, send me the best you can find. We’re going hog hunting!

RT @Aniyah@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com how about a “hot girls for Bernie” hashtag roast this week?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Aniyah/status/1221

Lol. That’s one way to deal with the protests in Hong Kong! Gg, China.

RT @Jkylebass@twitter.com

A husband and wife Chinese spy team were recently removed from a Level 4 Infectious Disease facility in Canada for sending pathogens to the Wuhan facility. The husband specialized in coronavirus research. cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ch

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Jkylebass/status/1

Sounds like coerced consent.

RT @MsLisaHendricks@twitter.com

She knew I posted this (because I asked first) and she just asked to hear what people said. One dude (now blocked) said it never happened. She said “oh, just tell him I had a bad dream and was scared, I got her off my dresser to be brave”. She’s so freaking wholesome.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MsLisaHendricks/st

It’s so fucking funny. For the first time in my life, I can’t even.

RT @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com

After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/st

Beautiful! Invoice me.

RT @lydiaa_beetle@twitter.com

umm, @LABasedComedian@twitter.com, I'm gonna need you to pay me for the cufflinks I send you as a gift. also the ones for Sean. preferably also all the other stuff I send to you and yours. oh, and next time I send you something, I'm gonna need money upfront. you can't be trusted!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lydiaa_beetle/stat

Is that worse than global warming?

RT @DrEricDing@twitter.com

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - the new coronavirus is a 3.8!!! How bad is that reproductive R0 value? It is thermonuclear pandemic level bad - never seen an actual virality coefficient outside of Twitter in my entire career. I’m not exaggerating...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/

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