Because she’s literally asking for it, you stupid curtailmenT.

RT @KatTimpf@twitter.com

Can someone explain to me why it is not okay to say stuff about Barron because kids are off limits but with Greta (also a kid) it IS okay? Also asking those who have no problem with Barron stuff (even though he’s a kid) but Greta is not and your reason is *because she’s a kid*

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/12

.@Tweet4nita@twitter.com, I was recently banned from Twitch for being offensive. Would you please call into my podcast and tell us about your get out of jail free card???

RT @Tweet4nita@twitter.com

HUGE thanks everyone who has been patiently explaining tourette's syndrome to folks who have been confused or outraged by my n word controversy on twitter/reddit. The more people who understand the safer life becomes with people with tourette's. dexerto.com/entertainment/swee

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Tweet4nita/status/

Oh my double god.

RT @Its_Just_Katya@twitter.com

a coloured pencil test of your favourite audio engineer

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Its_Just_Katya/sta

PLEASE go to this page and vote for Marina. She is by far the greatest bartender I have ever had in my life. poll.app.do/srs6sewc-dup-dup-d

Omg.

RT @CartYoun@twitter.com

Fuck it, sneak peek at the pic: @dickshowsean@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com @ChurchFailure@twitter.com @Its_Just_Katya@twitter.com @ceejaypes@twitter.com @ASERiley@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CartYoun/status/12

Awwwwww yeah. That’s better!!! Nice. These dicks are makin me thirsty! shop.dick.show

RT @MadKingScar@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com Front and back. I can do the Sean one in a bit if you want as well.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MadKingScar/status

No. I have too many school sh**tings to stop.

RT @SWhippoorwills@twitter.com

@toegimme@twitter.com @OfficialSFTwit@twitter.com @TheRalphRetort@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com @NickJFuentes@twitter.com Ok, so if you see a parent allowing their child to guzzle vodka and smoke a pack of cigarettes and shoot up some H, you wouldn't do anything about it?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SWhippoorwills/sta

Ever kid has bottles of liquor sitting in their house freely available. Should we make it a law to put a lock on them?

RT @SWhippoorwills@twitter.com

@OfficialSFTwit@twitter.com @TheRalphRetort@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com @NickJFuentes@twitter.com Yeah, but the difference is nearly 30 years. Your kid can literally stumble on hardcore pornography with nothing more than a typo, these days. And it is a lot more hardcore than what was around in the 80s/90s. You know that laws are always way behind technology.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SWhippoorwills/sta

Don’t ink it yet, but I think a guy with three balls is going to call into the show this week. Wow!

They don’t mean literal space, you absolute woman.

RT @JenAshleyWright@twitter.com

When people say the U.S. doesn't have room for refugees, remind them that, if people lived in the same density they do in Brooklyn, the entire U.S. population could fit inside New Hampshire.

Wrote about some of the bad things to come for @HarpersBazaarUS@twitter.com. harpersbazaar.com/culture/poli

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JenAshleyWright/st

I just sent Chris the Kiwi the two shirts he bargained for on this week's episode. He asked for two of the same shirt. shop.dick.show

Fucking wonderful. I think some of these vanished to time already. Very sad!

RT @Vision@twitter.com

@lakembra@twitter.com Your archive is ready.

mega.nz/#!bOBkXIJR!ITTFWNXud5d

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Vision/status/1204

Noooooooo!!! Fuck you as well, Slamdance. Your festival is for tiny-dicked assholes.

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